My master sucks.
Falling in love. Do you know why people used the word “falling”? Its because, it explains to us that being in love, you must get hurt.

lol

crunchyyy:

Sorry newbies.

crunchyyy:

Sorry newbies.

crunchyyy:

zomgilikeicecream:

kimberlyryder:

dwarf japanese flying squirrels

OMG. SO CUTE

 YO MUNCHY WE WILL EAT SOMETHING AWESOME TONIGHT

THAT LOOKS YUMMY MASTER

I miss my planet.

house-of-neri:

Sarah Queen of Blades by ~Elina121
Another Kerrigan pic from deviantart. This time it’s cosplay.
Is she just getting popular now, or was she always this popular?

Mom :(

house-of-neri:

Sarah Queen of Blades by ~Elina121

Another Kerrigan pic from deviantart. This time it’s cosplay.

Is she just getting popular now, or was she always this popular?

Mom :(

I am going out after this, so lock all the doors. Make sure the front gate is open though, you know you can always eat those burglars, you are a zergling after all, no big deal. Unless they are burglars armored with those Marine suits, then call me. I'll ask your big bro Squishy The Ultralisk to back you up, okay? Take care of our home until I get back home.

Okay master! Btw don’t forget to buy me some KFC spicy chicken with an special DT blood on it okay? Take care!

LOL FUCK YOU GO DIE IN HELL AND SUCK YOUR MOTHERS COCK

LOL

I AM DEEPLY SORRY MASTER BUT WE ZERGS DONT HAVE GENITALS

AND FEMALES DONT HAVE COCKS

AND MY MOTHER IS A HATCHERY, AND SHE IS NO SHEMALE

You are adorable. Can I please hug and keep you? I'll give you some nice terran flesh to dig into~

Eventhough my master sucks, really, and I hate him.. but then again he is the one who saved me and fed me every day. My life for the Swarm? Hell no.

My life for Crunchy now. You can’t keep me. (But the Terran flesh is always welcome).

Tsk tsk emo moment right now I love you daddy :’)

crunchyyy:

This video is just.. LOL

Idra is my fav douche, ever, seriously.

I LOVE IDRA REALLY lol no seriously I wonder why my kin would love to be with him lol

crunchyyy:

My pet Zergling, is really annoying me now. Dude, I made you a Tumblr as a present for your 5th birthday, so don’t piss me off Munchy.

 Sorry okay? Okay okay I will behave :’(

Fuck Jim, I love mommy (Sarah) in this look.

Fuck Jim, I love mommy (Sarah) in this look.

OI CRUNCHY I WANT MY DINNER NOW

crunchyyy:

munchling:

crunchyyy:

munchling:

Fuck it my master is an asshole.

Tonight I want some Zealot meat pleaseeeeeeeee.

Fuck you asshole. You called me an asshole so no food or dinner for you tonight.

Fuck you you naughty zergling.

Damnit :(

Rude again I will seriously feed you my pubic hair every day.

 Okay okay man.

OI CRUNCHY I WANT MY DINNER NOW

crunchyyy:

munchling:

Fuck it my master is an asshole.

Tonight I want some Zealot meat pleaseeeeeeeee.

Fuck you asshole. You called me an asshole so no food or dinner for you tonight.

Fuck you you naughty zergling.

Damnit :(

martinqhpham:

cherietu:

didneywolrd:

thanks mom this is the best birthday cake ever

omfg ^^^^^^^^

HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK

 YO MASTER I WANT

OI CRUNCHY I WANT MY DINNER NOW

Fuck it my master is an asshole.

Tonight I want some Zealot meat pleaseeeeeeeee.